Donovan’s Folly…
To be fair, I can’t remember when I wrote this. The file has no modification or creation date. Not to mention the fact that I might have been grossly intoxicated while writing it. You have been warned.
Time and again, we have seen, through infinite patience, the extent of god’s sense of humor. Often through the mired grimace of a loved one’s face, we have experienced the joy, horror, and sheer hilarity that is god’s love. Throughout the universe, we see wonders of the most spectacular color, and titanic power. But then we look across the street at Bob Jensen’s house, the cheap son of a bitch that dragged the entire neighborhoods property value down because he decided not to get aluminum siding like everyone else. Not that it wasn’t thrifty of him but it was just a complete and utter slap in the face of everyone else. However, I digress; it seems that in this world, there is an infinitely high percentage of irony and that oh so special “whoops” factor. Where else for example, can you find a world that has humans sodomizing sheep, platypus, and that sick anime porn that floats around on the internet?
- If you answered ‘nowhere’, than you were right, and in that case, I’ve decided not to embark on an insane attempt to brutally murder you.
- If you said ‘Gorthos 9′, you’d be right. However, seeing as that planet exists solely in my mind, you’ve earned yourself a smartass pass, and now you lose my respect for you (Woohoo free pass. I never had any respect for you anyway. Slut.).
- If you became intoxicated while contemplating the answer, kudos to you. You’re a problem solver, and possibly a Viking.
- If you said anything other than the latter, then I’ve got bad news for you. That rustle in the bushes was my knife coming out.
To veer away from the fact that you very well may be being murdered at this very moment, I will continue along on my sufficiently random path.
